Bill O'Reilly

What would happen if Bill O'Reilly's microphone was cut off every time he:

         -started to interrupt

         -exceeded a predetermined decibel level

         -made an inaccurate statement

         -abandoned the subject matter to make a personal attack

                                                  ***

A)  Decorum and truth would prevail; it's conceivable an intelligent
      conversation might ensue

B)  The O'Reilly Factor would become The O'Reilly Minute

C)  Bill's head would explode